Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Dejà Vu

Dear IT,

Here I am, writing to you again. It's like were old friends, isn't it? Except for the part where I can't stand you because you block every fucking site I try to access. I understand blocking the games, shopping, sites that would keep the employees from wanting to commit suicide on a daily basis--really, I get it, because you guys suck. But I was trying to access the site for a veterinary office---trying to make a appointment to keep Jeremy the Wonder Dog healthy.

You know who blocks veterinary sites? Nazis. Evil, puppy-hating Nazis.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Dear IT Department

Dear IT Department,

I realize it must be difficult to answer your help desk mail when you're busy patrolling my internet activity, but would you PLEASE not block sites that I need? You know, those job related sites that I use to find people work? Yeah, I kinda need those. So, stop assuming that Leather Works is a porn site rather than a retail site---some people WANT to work retail, you bunch of perverts! Let me do my job---and unblock my favorite blogs while you're at it.

Dangerkitty

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Wish Me Luck

We're slated to find out the fate of my division at tonight's city council meeting. All happy thoughts and good vibes will be greatly appreciated.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

My First Mobile Post!


Outside Council Chambers trying to catch all the stragglers for today's meeting. Brrr! It's cold out here.
This is what the guards outside Buckingham Palace must feel like. If I ever make it to London I'm so bringing those guys some warm cocoa.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Worldess Wedensday---World Cup Edition



Jeremy is totally a cuter blonde than David Beckham. :-)

Friday, May 14, 2010

When Did This Happen?

One of my clients just said she likes talking to me because I'm nice. I don't think I've ever been described as "nice". This is going to ruin my reputation. You know what else isn't helping? The fact that I'm listening to Billy Joel on the radio right now. Bloody hell.

Excuse me while I go file my teeth into sharp points. I'll be back to my old self in no time.


Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Wordless Wednesday ---Ransom



No one gets in the way of Aimee of and her treats.